Ghostwriter for Adult Stories with Humor/Comedy
I'm looking for someone who can write in a humorous way about my funny sexcapades. Think Chelsea Handler and the books she wrote about her sex stories. This ebook will contain around 24 short stories. If you're interested please send me samples of your writing style for what I'm looking for. Also, please send me your rates. It can be rates per story or per ebook. If you have any questions for me please feel free to ask. Thanks! Sienna Sinclaire
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