Research & Assemble 500 Funny Jokes And Riddles For Kids
This is a very simple and fun(ny) project. I'm looking for someone to assemble 500 jokes and riddles for kids in these categories: Animal Jokes Knock Knock Jokes School Jokes Silly Jokes Scary Jokes Doctor Doctor Jokes (Open to other categories upon approval) You can source the jokes & riddles from the internet, however I need them to be unique....so you'll want to change them enough so they pass Copyscape, but they MUST STILL be funny. The jokes are for KIDS...so they need to clean and respectable for children in the 4-10 year old range. Note: I am looking to develop a LONG TERM relationship with a writer and will need you for other projects in the very near future providing you produce quality work and your price is reasonable. This is a VERY EASY job, especially if you are a great writer, so please bid fairly. Thank you for taking a look at this project and I look forward to developing a long lasting working relationship with you. Please include a few samples of your writing. Better yet, submit a few rewritten jokes or riddles.
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